Wrestling Review : GCW – Joey Janela’s Spring Break X: The Immortal Clusterf*ck (04.16.2026)

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Joey Janela’s Spring Break X: The Immortal Clusterf*ck

April 16th, 2026

GCW Ultraviolent Title Hardcore Kingdom Steel Cage Match
Otis Cogar (c) vs. Matt Tremont

This was a fun opening match to kick off this 2 match card. A cage match with tons of blood and glass. Tremont as always kills it and Otis pushed through even though it seemed he got hurt mid match.

3.5 / 5

Clusterfuck Match
25 Cent vs. D’Lo Brown vs. Nate Webb vs. Toby Klein (w/Billy Gram) vs. Bryan Alvarez vs. Heath Slater vs. Beastman vs. Dark Sheik vs. Joey Janela vs. Billy Gram vs. Sam Stackhouse vs. Thomas Shire vs. Derek Dillinger vs. Manny Lemons vs. Dr. Redacted vs. Gisele Shaw vs. Conor Claxton vs. Cereal Man vs. Channing Decker vs. CPA vs. Shotzi Blackheart vs. Stunt Marshall vs. Haley J vs. Parrow vs. Jimmy Lloyd vs. Killer Kelly vs. KJ Orso vs. Sam Osborne vs. JP Grayson (w/Angel Orsini) vs. Will Kiedis vs. Tommy Grayson (w/Angel Orsini) vs. Bear Bronson vs. Katie Arquette vs. Kingsley vs. Ian Maxwell vs. Jimmy Townsend vs. Jordan Oliver vs. LJ Cleary vs. 1 Called Manders vs. Bobby Flaco vs. Matt Mako vs. Man Like DeReiss vs. Alec Price vs. B3CCA (w/Aaron Ortiz & Anthony Vecchio) vs. Vipress vs. Marcus Mathers vs. Jazzy Yang vs. Juicy Finau vs. Brooke Havok vs. SLADE vs. Brick Savage (w/Alex Abrahantes) vs. Terry Yaki vs. Anakin Murphy vs. Juni Underwood vs. Mullet Man vs. Sam Holloway (w/Alex Abrahantes) vs. Maya World vs. Frank The Clown vs. Gabby Forza vs. Airica Demia vs. Emily Jaye vs. Sal Mistretta vs. Tara Zep vs. Monomoth vs. Nixi XS vs. Shay Kassidy vs. Jay Lucas vs. Sean Ross Sapp vs. Classy Ali vs. Rhys Maddox vs. Jack Osborne vs. Ryan O’Neill vs. Devious Cass vs. Dinosaur I vs. Dinosaur II vs. Dinosaur III vs. Don Freeze vs. Helix vs. Jimmy Lloyd (Kasey Owens) vs. Juli Montana vs. Logan Cavazos vs. Ro Montana vs. Sleepy Ed vs. Starman (Starboy Charlie) vs. The Invisible Man vs. Tombstone Jesus vs. Wayne Rhodes vs. Wyatt Rhodes

The clusterfuck has never been my thing. Its the worst parts of a rumble prolonged really. The comedy spots go way too long. The good guys usually don’t really last long and there aren’t too many fun moments intertwined with just getting every no name guy in there and this is clearly the case here. Its a 2 and a half hour match and its tiresome and certainly a niche of a niche of a niche.

1 / 5