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Wrestling Review : GCW – ‘Joey Janela’s Spring Break: Clusterfuck Forever’ (04.19.2025)
Published
11 months agoon
GCW
Joey Janela’s Spring Break: Clusterfuck Forever
Las Vegas, Nevada
April 19th, 2025
Doug Gentry Memorial Nine Way Scramble Cage Match
Facade vs. Gringo Loco vs. Ciclope vs. Mike D Vecchio vs. Jimmy Lloyd vs. Man Like DeReiss vs. Sidney Akeem vs. Marcus Mathers vs. Ninja Mack
Well this was a spot fest for sure. A lot of action and a lot of people confined inside a cage so it let to some sloppy or slowish set up moments but it was a fun mess for sure.
3.5 / 5
Non Title Clusterfuck Battle Royal
Super Crazy vs. Nate Webb vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. 2 Tuff Tony vs. Paul London vs. Mickie Knuckles vs. Snitsky vs. Human Tornado vs. The Warlord vs. Dan Barry vs. Randy Myers vs. Big F’n Joe vs. Mike Jackson vs. John Wayne Murdoch vs. Harlon Abbott vs. Megan Bayne vs. Joey Janela vs. Matt Tremont vs. Cheeseburger vs. Aerial Van Go vs. Ruffo The Clown vs. Thomas Shire vs. Dani Mo vs. Manny Lemons vs. JGeorge vs. Dr. Redacted vs. Dan The Dad vs. Ashley Vox vs. Bam Sullivan vs. Channing Decker vs. Sonny Kiss vs. CPA vs. Effy vs. Yabo The Clown vs. Parrow vs. Microman vs. JP Grayson vs. Miu Watanabe vs. Raku vs. MBM vs. Tommy Grayson vs. Sonico vs. Lena Kross vs. Unagi Sayaka vs. 1 Called Manders vs. Viva Van vs. Bobby Flaco vs. Man Like DeReiss vs. Masha Slamovich vs. Shreddy vs. Alec Price vs. Starboy Charlie vs. Davey Bang vs. B3CCA vs. Vipress vs. Ricky Smokes vs. Jai Vidal vs. Jack Cartwheel vs. Kidd Bandit vs. Terry Yaki vs. Jeffrey John vs. Kerry Morton vs. Brittnie Brooks vs. Jackson Drake vs. Shino Suzuki vs. Sam Holloway vs. Lou Nixon vs. Brad Baylor vs. Bodhi Young Prodigy vs. Brayden Toon vs. Santana Jackson vs. Frankie B vs. Zayda Steel vs. Frank The Clown vs. Tara Zep vs. Dustin Thomas vs. Jay Lucas vs. Steven Crowe vs. Tommy Invincible vs. Rhys Maddox vs. Blanket Jackson vs. Brodie Lee Jr. vs. Lady KillJoy vs. MBM’s Friend (Ultima Sombra) vs. New Roy (Nasty Leroy) vs. Sleepy Ed vs. The Invisible Man vs. Tombstone Jesus vs. Yoshihiko
The Clusterfuck rumble is a match I watch every year and never really enjoy. At just under 2 and a half hours this year the match is just a pain to get through sometimes and almost mixes too much. Joshi spots, singing, hardcore brawls, JCW take overs, an Invisible Man spot that lasted WAY too long, and more makes this almost just too much randomness constantly to be enjoyable. People would get eliminated then we’d have to wait one after another for someone else and the match completely was empty at one point even. The ending though was a feel good moment even if sloppy.
1.5 / 5
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Wrestling Review : AEW Dynamite – 03.18.2026
Published
2 weeks agoon
March 20, 2026
AEW
Dynamite
March 18th, 2026
Singles Match
Will Ospreay vs. Blake Christian
Good opening match and let Will show that back from injury he isn’t slowing down. Blake got more offense than one might imagine but he came off this looking great.
3.5 / 5
Tag Team Match
Bang Bang Gang (Ace Austin & Juice Robinson) (w/Austin Gunn) vs. Death Riders (Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta)
This was fine. Mox is back as a heel it seems which is confusing. Ace seems to have lost all allure he had in TNA and Juice is always enjoyable to watch.
2 / 5
Coffin Match
Gabe Kidd vs. Darby Allin
Opening this with a cinematic car crash was certainly a wild idea. This as a match wasn’t good but as a spectacle was fine. Kidd was in a straightjacket most of the match and still pulled off some impressive moves. Allin has his eyes set on MJF. I assume this feud will continue on also though.
2.75 / 5
Singles Match
Mark Davis vs. Mike Bailey
These two guys came out to tear the house down. Big monster vs small agile man type match. Bailey continues to just be so impressive as does Davis who is shining as a solo guy right now.
4 / 5
No Holds Barred Match
Marina Shafir vs. Mina Shirakawa
Last minute change saw Mina get added instead of Toni. Mini isn’t typical in these matches as commentary pointed out and took a nasty spot where she completely missed the table and went head first to the outside. Otherwise this was just a typical hardcore match and nothing too special.
2.5 / 5
Six Man Tag Team Match
Jack Perry & The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson) vs. The Don Callis Family (Kazuchika Okada, Rocky Romero & Trent Beretta)
This was fun and pretty much exactly what you think it would be. Felt like Okada was just sort of there. Trent and Rocky are fun to watch and you know they can go and will eat the loss.
3.5 / 5
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Wrestling Review : WWE Elimination Chamber (2026)
Published
3 weeks agoon
March 13, 2026
WWE
Elimination Chamber
United Center
Chicago, IL
Feb. 28th, 2026
WWE Women’s Title #1 Contendership Elimination Chamber Match
Asuka vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Tiffany Stratton vs. Kiana James
This was a good womens chamber match. They used the chamber well and everyone got a chance to shine especially someone newer like Kiana. Rodriguez continues to show promise and Rhea winning is no shock as she will be the face of the womens division for years to come. Though a Rhea vs Jade Wrestlemania match sounds awful given Jades track record.
3.5 / 5
WWE Women’s Intercontinental Title Match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. AJ Lee
Becky really had to carry this and even at 12 minutes it felt super rushed. The thought behind bringing AJ back in mid 2025 then doing nothing with her only to have a ring rusted AJ Lee have her first singles match in a decade in Chicago makes no sense. It certainly hurt the match quite a lot.
Score :
1.5 / 5
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
CM Punk (c) vs. Finn Balor
At no point did anyone believe Finn would win the belt from Punk in his hometown at his home arena. Still this was a good match with Finn carrying it in moments. The man is on a multi year streak of pretty much having good matches but still being so underused.
3 / 5
Undisputed WWE Title #1 Contendership Elimination Chamber Match
Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes vs. LA Knight vs. Trick Williams vs. Logan Paul (w/Austin Theory & Paul Heyman) vs. Je’Von Evans
What a poor main event. I hate that we don’t always use the Chamber as a weapon or add on to where here it just felt like confinement without the danger. Orton is a safe win as hes ol reliable.
2 / 5
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Wrestling Review : Ring Of Honor On Honorclub – Episode 144 (12.04.2025)
Published
1 month agoon
February 22, 2026
Ring Of Honor
On Honorclub
Dec. 4th, 2025
Singles Match
The Beast Mortos vs. Komander (w/Alex Abrahantes)
A very solid match till the end. Not wanting either to lose before the PPV this weekend is fine but why do this match then even.
3 / 5
Mixed Six Man Tag Team Match
Marino Tenaglia, Philly Collins & Zoey Lynn vs. The Premier Athletes (Ariya Daivari, Stori Denali & Tony Nese) (w/Mark Sterling)
Squash
1 / 5
Singles Match
Sidney Akeem vs. Rosario Grillo
A few nice moves but really a pointless match on a show leading to a PPV.
1 / 5
Six Man Tag Team Match
Dalton Castle & The Outrunners (Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd) vs. Ashton Adonis, Jake Omen & Josh Crane
Castle is on the PPV for a belt yet both ROH episodes this week sees him with the Outrunners in a 6 man squash tag match.
.5 / 5
Tag Team Match
Damien Reel & Damon Reel vs. Death Riders (Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta)
Yuta and Garcia as Death Riders fighting no names here. Nothing about the PPV, which is a common theme, and nothing really too special.
2 / 5
ROH Women’s Pure Title Tournament Semi Final Match
Deonna Purrazzo vs. Queen Aminata
Squash.
.5 / 5
Non Title Match
Mercedes Mone vs. Lovely Miss Larkan
Squash to just get More on this episode before the PPV.
.5 / 5
ROH Women’s Pure Title Tournament Semi Final Match
Yuka Sakazaki vs. Billie Starkz
This was fine as a main event but just sort of boring. Pure Rules stuff already can be hard to care about given the rules but dear lord was the finish here terrible. Billie cheating is fine but the way Sakazaki fell over her looked awful.
2 / 5
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Wrestling Review : GCW – Highest In The Room 4 (12.06.2025)
Published
1 month agoon
February 21, 2026
GCW
Highest In The Room 4
Dec. 6th, 2025
GCW Tag Team Title Match
Bustah And The Brain (Alec Price & Jordan Oliver) (c) vs. Krusty Krew (Dom Kubrick & Lucas Riley)
A very solid opener but thats it. I remember when Oliver was poised as the Indies next big deal and here he just felt sort of there. The shine has for sure worn off.
3 / 5
Singles Match
Jack Evans vs. Joey Janela
Another really solid match that was just missing something. A few super sloppy looking spots here where someone stood there randomly for just too long to allow a spot to happen. Evans being so far into wrestling and having not slowed though is something to talk about.
3 / 5
Tag Team Match
The Brothers Of Funstruction (Ruffo The Clown & Yabo The Clown) vs. Epic Shit (Epic & Rob Shit)
I hated this. I really don’t enjoy anyone in this match.
.5 / 5
GCW Ultraviolent Title Match
Matt Tremont (c) vs. Damian 666
Damian 666 is old and its really showing here. Tremont is a legend though and his 2025 run is one for the ages. This was fine for the clear limitations.
2 / 5
Six Man Tag Team Match
Briyante Jr., Rey Horus & Spider Fly vs. Los Desperados (Gringo Loco & Jack Cartwheel) & Vengador
Very well likely will be match of the night. A 6 man lucha spot fest. Pretty much nonstop action here and even if it did go a little long at over 20 minutes it was a lot of fun.
4 / 5
Singles Match
Priscilla Kelly vs. Vipress
This was fine at its very best. Too much down time and playing to the crowd with slow moments.
2 / 5
Three Way Match
Bobby Flaco vs. Starboy Charlie vs. Cobre
A solid 3 way that kept it short and fast paced. Good to see Charlie still going.
3 / 5
Death Match
Ciclope vs. Drew Parker
Ciclope got cut badly on that pane of glass. Still not huge on needle spots though but these two went all out here and gave a crazy bloody deathmatch.
4 / 5
GCW World Title Match
Atticus Cogar (c) vs. Effy
Effys title run has been mediocre and forgettable at best. This match overall was fine even if I hated the final. Atticus deserves a title run though.
2.5 / 5
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Wrestling Review : Ring Of Honor On Honorclub – Episode 149 (01.08.2026)
Published
2 months agoon
February 11, 2026
Ring Of Honor
On Honorclub
Episode 149
Jan. 8th, 2026
Tag Team Match
Jay Alexander & Will Allday vs. CRU (Action Andretti & Lio Rush) (w/Lacey Lane)
Ace Austin is good but taking 8 minutes against Solo on ROH isn’t doing him favors.
2 / 5
Mixed Tag Team Match
Shane Taylor Promotions (Lee Moriarty & Trish Adora) (w/Anthony Ogogo & Shane Taylor) vs. SkyFlight (Darius Martin & Zayda Steel) (w/Christopher Daniels)
Feels like Lee has really dropped down to a nothing level here.
1 / 5
Tag Team Match
Reiza Clarke & Shay KarMichael vs. MIT (Billie Starkz & Diamante)
Squash
1 / 5
Mixed Six Man Tag Team Match
Delynn Cavens, Demo Diamond & Rachael Ellering vs. The Premier Athletes (Ariya Daivari, Stori Denali & Tony Nese) (w/Mark Sterling)
A whole lot of nothing but commentary puts over Ellering to a degree.
1 / 5
Six Man Tag Team Match
Dalton Castle & The Outrunners (Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd) vs. The Frat House (Cole Karter, Griff Garrison & Preston Vance) (w/Jacked Jameson)
Fine squash really. Dalton continues to feel like he should be doing more and I wonder if The Outrunners have lost all steam.
2 / 5
Tag Team Match
The Von Erichs (Marshall von Erich & Ross von Erich) vs. MxM Collection (Mansoor & Mason Madden) (w/Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie)
Another nothing match really that shows just how bland the Von Erichs are. Living off that name and couldn’t have less charisma.
1.5 / 5
Singles Match
Sammy Guevara vs. Kiran Grey
Guevara is always good in ring but like some others I feel he’s just sort of stuck in a limbo right now.
1 / 5
Tag Team Match
Adam Priest & Tommy Billington vs. The Swirl (Blake Christian & Lee Johnson) (w/Jay Lethal)
A good match to close the show. Fun action, some close calls, and good moves here send us off on a happy note.
2.75 / 5
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Wrestling Review : WWE – Saturday Night Main Event (12.13.2025)
Published
2 months agoon
January 24, 2026
WWE
Saturday Night Main Event
John Cena’s Final Match
Dec. 13th, 2025
Non Title Match
Cody Rhodes vs. Oba Femi
I hate the ending even if I totally get it. You can’t have either guy here lose. The 8 minutes of match though here was great. Oba is gonna be a monster on main roster if done right and Cody was a great guy to face as his technical main roster debut.
3.5 / 5
Singles Match
Bayley (w/Lyra Valkyria) vs. Sol Ruca (w/Zaria)
Ruca is going to be a big deal on the main roster and this match shows it. The ending was fantastic and the entire match had a great pace and showcased her well.
3.75 / 5
Non Title Tag Team Match
AJ Styles & Dragon Lee vs. Je’Von Evans & Leon Slater
What a hot start to the match. This stayed pretty fast overall and was a lot shorter than expected even. A fun hot match though.
3.5 / 5
Singles Match
John Cena vs. Gunther
The finish to this match will be talked about for years. Gunther is now a legend killer. Cena tapping I totally understand but can also see why people are so upset. As a match itself it was fine, nothing special. Cena isn’t giving classics anymore and Gunther did his best to hold it together.
3 / 5
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