GCW
Joey Janela’s Spring Break: Clusterfuck Forever
Las Vegas, Nevada
April 19th, 2025
Doug Gentry Memorial Nine Way Scramble Cage Match
Facade vs. Gringo Loco vs. Ciclope vs. Mike D Vecchio vs. Jimmy Lloyd vs. Man Like DeReiss vs. Sidney Akeem vs. Marcus Mathers vs. Ninja Mack
Well this was a spot fest for sure. A lot of action and a lot of people confined inside a cage so it let to some sloppy or slowish set up moments but it was a fun mess for sure.
3.5 / 5
Non Title Clusterfuck Battle Royal
Super Crazy vs. Nate Webb vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. 2 Tuff Tony vs. Paul London vs. Mickie Knuckles vs. Snitsky vs. Human Tornado vs. The Warlord vs. Dan Barry vs. Randy Myers vs. Big F’n Joe vs. Mike Jackson vs. John Wayne Murdoch vs. Harlon Abbott vs. Megan Bayne vs. Joey Janela vs. Matt Tremont vs. Cheeseburger vs. Aerial Van Go vs. Ruffo The Clown vs. Thomas Shire vs. Dani Mo vs. Manny Lemons vs. JGeorge vs. Dr. Redacted vs. Dan The Dad vs. Ashley Vox vs. Bam Sullivan vs. Channing Decker vs. Sonny Kiss vs. CPA vs. Effy vs. Yabo The Clown vs. Parrow vs. Microman vs. JP Grayson vs. Miu Watanabe vs. Raku vs. MBM vs. Tommy Grayson vs. Sonico vs. Lena Kross vs. Unagi Sayaka vs. 1 Called Manders vs. Viva Van vs. Bobby Flaco vs. Man Like DeReiss vs. Masha Slamovich vs. Shreddy vs. Alec Price vs. Starboy Charlie vs. Davey Bang vs. B3CCA vs. Vipress vs. Ricky Smokes vs. Jai Vidal vs. Jack Cartwheel vs. Kidd Bandit vs. Terry Yaki vs. Jeffrey John vs. Kerry Morton vs. Brittnie Brooks vs. Jackson Drake vs. Shino Suzuki vs. Sam Holloway vs. Lou Nixon vs. Brad Baylor vs. Bodhi Young Prodigy vs. Brayden Toon vs. Santana Jackson vs. Frankie B vs. Zayda Steel vs. Frank The Clown vs. Tara Zep vs. Dustin Thomas vs. Jay Lucas vs. Steven Crowe vs. Tommy Invincible vs. Rhys Maddox vs. Blanket Jackson vs. Brodie Lee Jr. vs. Lady KillJoy vs. MBM’s Friend (Ultima Sombra) vs. New Roy (Nasty Leroy) vs. Sleepy Ed vs. The Invisible Man vs. Tombstone Jesus vs. Yoshihiko
The Clusterfuck rumble is a match I watch every year and never really enjoy. At just under 2 and a half hours this year the match is just a pain to get through sometimes and almost mixes too much. Joshi spots, singing, hardcore brawls, JCW take overs, an Invisible Man spot that lasted WAY too long, and more makes this almost just too much randomness constantly to be enjoyable. People would get eliminated then we’d have to wait one after another for someone else and the match completely was empty at one point even. The ending though was a feel good moment even if sloppy.
1.5 / 5
